Playin' Safe

"My ex-girlfriend from 8 months ago, who I haven't seen and spoke to since the day we separated gave me a call. 'I hustled for your numbers, I even had to give up my pussy to your uncle and he gave me the wrong numbers, but eventually got them from Kgotso' she said.

I dumped her because she was bad in bed and her bum smelled badly. Although she had a really nice bum that twisted necks, but it smelled and I couldn't handle it. The only benefit from that bum was being seen by other nikkaz and watch them as they breathe envy.

Anyway, so she called after 8 months and she told me she loves me, she wants to work things out and she's willing to start washing her bum. 'I only didn't wash my bum, because a family witch doctor said I shouldn't, it will make me get the man of my dreams' she said.

I couldn't help myself but laugh out loud. The shock that filled my body was immeasurable. I didn't think such a beautiful girl wouldn't wash her bum just to get a man. She sounded hurt while I kept laughing and asking her to tell me more. 'My mom forced me to doing it' she said.

I got myself together and told her we can't get back together, I'm in a new relationship and I'm quite happy. She begged. I kept laughing, she sounded so desperate. 'We will get married and I'll fulfill all your wishes' she said, 'Please take me back.'

She kept begging, sold me dreams and made promises. But I declined, I was quite happy with my girlfriend. My girlfriend had a smaller portable ass, nice long legs, an average-sized breast and really thick lips with slanted eyes. And my ex was just Ass and Titties - No brains.

She sighed and waved a white flag. 'Okay' she said, 'I'm 9 months pregnant and I'm due for next week. And I also found out I'm HIV positive, but don't worry, our baby is alright'

I was shocked and she added, 'What happened was, I slept with Sizwe while we were dating and he called me a few weeks later that he is HIV positive. I'm sorry.'

I threw the phone on the wall. I kicked the door, the wardrobe, pulled down the curtains and cried so loud. My world spun and I pulled out the door handle, its still broken. I couldn't believe what my ex told me. I had a bottle of whiskey and I downed it, crying on the floor until I passed out.

I went to get tested. The nurse gave me some counseling. She was a beautiful nurse, but I was too nervous to drool properly. She held my hand, she had soft hands, she looked me in the eyes, 'Let's do this test' she said.

She stuck the needle in my finger, the blood jumped out and I dropped it on the thingy-ma-bob. She went to the other room and I sat in the middle of the room, shaking and sweating. The ceiling fan kept me cool.

She walked back in and she told me, 'Negative' I screamed, shouted, jumped and hugged the nurse, gave her a kiss on the cheek. I was delighted, I ran out of the place. I ran to the liquor store, bought THESE and here I am IN THE CAB NEXT TO YOU TELLING YOU MY STORY, ON MY WAY TO MY EX AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA CHOP HER NOSE OFF OR HER OTHER EAR." He said.

"OFUK" I said.

"What's your name bro?" He asked.

"Henry"

"Nice to meet you, I'm Nhlanhla, sorry to tell you such a long story, I'm just too relieved yet excited"

"Yeah?"

"You got to be careful out here, these ex's are full of tricks. They'll lie to you, just to win you back. And here's another warning, girls claim pregnancy to milk some abortion money from a guy"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, and some girls go to the extent of fucking another nikka, get pregnant and then say THE BABY IS YOURS!"

"Yeah?" I said.

"Yeah, look man I'm too happy. Anyway, ever got a girl pregnant Henry?"

"SHO'T LEFT" I said, "Look man, nice to meet you, good luck with your ex. And yeah, I've got plenty of girls knocked up."

The taxi stopped at my corner and I jumped out the taxi. They taxied away. I bought a banana at the old lady at the corner, gave her a 5 rand coin.

"Keep the change"

I walked down the long street, towards Cindy's crib. I gave her a ring, told her I'm on the long street towards her house. She told me she'll meet me halfway. "See you in a few" I said.

I went in the Pakistani tuck shop. I gave the squint-seller a 20 rand note, "Lovers Plus" I said, "The ones in the green package"

"What?" He said.

"Just give me condoms man"

He came back with Trust condoms. I took the condoms and told him to keep the change.

"Thanks my friend"

I walked down the long street once again. Cindy walked towards me. Her thick thighs, double D sized boobs and her thick legs.

We were a few inches apart, we hugged and I squeezed her. She smiled, I smiled, my cock rose - she had a beautiful smile.

"You smell great" she said.

"Thanks" I said, "You look great"

She wore a floral dress. Blue flowers, red, yellow, orange flowers. It was a white dress. We started talking, threw compliments all the time.

"You know you have a gorgeous vagina" I said, "I'm going to start calling it a GORGINA"

"Hahahaha that's cute" she said, "I hope you bought condoms"

"Baby" I said, "I've got the rubbers"

"No glovin' no lovin'" she laughed as we walked in her house. We both laughed. I agreed.

She locked the door. I stood in the middle of the lounge. She pulled of her vest as she walked towards me, I pulled off my T-shirt. She threw the cloth and table decor off the table.

"Let's hop on Mr Writer"

Breath Takin' Stuff

I aggressively pushed her against the wall, our eyes locked into each other. We both panted, swallowed a bit of saliva. I pinned her arms against the wall, slowly lifting them up. She swallowed some more saliva, her mouth opened a little bit. She looked high and enjoying every moment. I got lost in her eyes; I slowly bit my lower lip with intense desire to fuck her soul.

I breathed some hot air to her neck, up to her left ear. "You smell great" I whispered into her ear, I gently bit the ear. I felt her body shake a little; she lifted her body up; standing on her toes. I gave the left side of her neck a gentle bite - a gentle vampire bite. She moaned a little, trying to fight my hands away from her arms. I gripped tighter. 

She moaned louder, as my neck kisses got more intense. She wrapped her one leg around my legs, pulling me closer to her. She felt my hard cock poking her abdominal area. She tried lifting her body up, so my cock can poke her crotch. I made it more difficult for her, I pulled away. Her body was already screaming for my cock to go deep inside, as I left the 4th neck bite.

I swung her from the wall gently to the floor. Her weave got messier. I slipped my hand under her vest, running my finger tips on her tummy, headed towards the boobs. I pushed up her vest and kneeled in between her legs. I showered her tummy with gentle kisses. I breathed hot air around her belly with my mouth and nose. I ran the tip of my nose on her soft tummy skin. She smelled great. I ran my right hand in-between her thighs, firmly, in attempt to spread her legs wider. My left hand teased her nipple, just ran the fingertips around the erect nipple. 

My mouth was over her crotch, she seemed wet already. Her legs spread, widely. I took a deep breath-in to smell her fresh wet vajuju over the leggings. My nose in contact with her clit (or somewhere there), I moved my head left-to-right at a normal pace. Her moaning gradually increased. I looked down to her feet, her toes were curled up.

I finally caressed her hard nipple; she forced my head closer to her vajuju. Her moans were more intense - louder. I squeezed her boob, her body wiggled like a snake.

I stood up, watched her horny body wiggle on the floor like a new-born snake. I raked her body with my eyes, biting my lower lip. She smiled at me, and she bit her lower lip too. I removed my T-shirt, revealing my body. And I threw it to the other side of the room, like a professional male stripper. I showcased my skinny body, she liked it.

"Ooooh!" she said, giggling.

"Grrrr" I said, playing the role of a horny tiger.

"Fuck me!" 

"No, I won't fuck you...I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU" I whispered.

She lifted her bum up, balancing on her shoulders. Her chin was on her collar bone. She wiggled her body side to side, removing the tight leggings. She revealed her cleanly shaven vajuju, her beautiful thighs too. Her vajuju looked amazing. It was so tiny and so wet. My cock got harder from below my jeans, I unbuckled the belt.

"Get naked you dirty slut!"

"Oooh I love it when you talk dirty" she replied in her forged-French accent

She quickly removed her vest and bra. And she spread her legs wide open. Her vajuju was so wet, the juices ran down to her ass. I removed my jeans, swung them around in the air, like a male stripper and threw them to other side of the room.

“Wooooooo” she clapped her hands and show-offed her smile.

We were both butt-naked. I looked away to my wardrobe, grabbed ropes, candles and the red blind-fold.

"You have a nice butt boss" she said, giggling.

"Thanks, but today, YOU ARE THE BOSS" I threw her the ropes, candles and the blind fold, “I told you, I’m your tiger for the day”

“Nice but Tiger” she said, “Grrrr”

"TAKE ADVANTAGE!" I spread my arms wide, my cock hard as steel. I slowly went to the ground and laid on my back.

She stood up with her naughtiest smile yet. She Squeezed her boobs. She grabbed the rope.

"You've been a bad boy!" 

She fell, she landed on her back. I quickly sprung up to check on her, her eyes were rolling back. Her legs locked to each other, her hands trying to grab the carpet. She was gasping for air. Her whole body was vibrating.

"Henry" she gasped for air, "Asthma pump!"

The Bookworm from the Bookstore

We met at a bookstore both looking for erotic novels. I hardly read the back of the novel, always took the one with the sexiest cover. She had hard acne and a chubby face. There were no other girls in sight, except the 62 year old bookstore owner, Mrs Teadsly. I love talking to females. So I opened up with a joke, introduced myself. She responded very well, introduced herself. I gave Danielle my cell phone with the 0 already dialled, she smiled. She gave me a proper look behind her round glasses and pouted, she dialed her numbers. I took control of everything until we walked out the bookstore where her chubby father waited. I waved at the father, forged a smile. They went towards the exit, I went deeper in the mall.

She had all the nerd qualities, even her voice over the phone. She was impressed that I called her two days after meeting; she has been waiting for my phone call. The anticipation killed her. I invited her for lunch at a restaurant near my place, she arrived. Still in nerdy clothing, and the round glasses. We ordered, we ate, talked, laughed and she paid her own bill. I invited her over to my place; she seemed rather shaky but accepted my invitation. “I have diplomacies to attend to, but, 30 minutes won’t be problematic! Ye?”

We shared half-bottle of left over wine from the previous night; she only drank half a glass. I wanted her to be nice and tipsy so I can fuck this virgin and disappear. Immediately after I put my glass on the table, she pushed me down to the couch. She pinned me down, she started kissing me roughly. I couldn't resist her kisses, as she got on top of me. She started grinding on me, with a firm grip on my neck. She was a fantastic kisser, soft lips. She knew how to work her soft lips. I opened my left eye a little; I saw her free hand lifting up her dress. She broke the kiss off, properly curled her dress just below her boobs, she instructed me to remove my pants. She had a tribal design tattoo around her belly, her pussy was cleanly shaved.

The birds chirped outside, they were excited as I am. She dropped her left leg on the ground and her right on top of my head. Her legs were wide open, very flexi white nerd. She had a firm grip of my hard throbbing cock and gently stuck it in her vajuju. She had a really big fuck hole and very warm and wet. My 6 inch long was drowning inside her. Her pussy was capacious. She really had a big fuck hole. She was fucking me so good; my train arrived at the station in less than a minute. She pulled closer to my pelvis, sinking my cock deeper as I cummed inside of her. She sunk it for a good 10 seconds or so, she was also cumming. She got off me, pulled down her dress. Smiled at me and lightly slapped me. And headed to the door; "I've got to go to the library. Study group! I'll call you by dusk, maybe I’ll come through again!"

I was left on my couch with my cock slowly shrinking, dizzy as fuck. I watched her leave, the cum went down her thighs. I tried telling her, but I was too shocked to move my mouth. I laughed alone as she slammed the door. I downed the bottle of wine. I was strangely excited to seeing her again, she’s a female who knows what she wants. I was hooked.

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.